Campaign name

Why Pay For My Gas Or Kiss My Ass?

The name is blunt on purpose. It turns hidden surveillance into a visible price.

The short explanation

Pay For My Gas Or Kiss My Ass is a consent statement, not just a slogan.

If government, automakers, data brokers, insurers, lenders, or big tech intend to put surveillance inside the private space of our vehicles, they do not get to slide it into buried language, connected-service terms, finance paperwork, or a federal rulemaking stack and pretend the public agreed.

We paid for the vehicle. We pay for the gas. We pay for the insurance, registration, taxes, tires, maintenance, repairs, and the lost time when a bad system leaves someone stranded. If they want to monitor the cabin, record driver behavior, track location, score trips, share data, or add technology that can limit use of the vehicle, then they are asking for a contract.

The public offer is simple: pay 100 percent of our fuel and travel costs up front, in clear written terms, and only for the drivers who knowingly choose that arrangement. That is the contracted price. Everyone else gets privacy by default.

Why use a name that might offend some people?

Because polite language is often how bad policy hides. A camera inside a private vehicle does not become harmless because it is described as driver assistance. A lockout layer does not become acceptable because it is described as safety technology. A data sale does not become consent because it is buried under pages of legal language.

Some people will find the name rude or offensive. Others will laugh because they understand exactly what it means. That is the point. The name is memorable, direct, and hard to bury. It says what ordinary drivers already know: nobody else pays the daily cost of our movement, so nobody else gets quiet control over it.

The contract principle

You do not get to watch us inside cars we paid for.

You do not get to track our families without a warrant.

You do not get to score our driving behavior, sell it, or use it against us without separate opt-in consent.

You do not get to limit our movement through buried terms.

If you want a voluntary surveillance contract, pay the full cost of the travel you want to monitor. Otherwise, respect privacy by default.

What the name does not mean

It does not mean the campaign opposes road safety. It does not mean impaired driving should go unpunished. It does not mean stolen-vehicle recovery should be impossible. It means safety cannot be used as a back door for mass data collection, warrantless access, or remote control over innocent drivers.

Road safety should be targeted, proven, accountable, and constitutional. Personal vehicles should not become rolling camera rooms by default.

Plain-English version for lawmakers and media

The campaign name reflects a simple consent rule: if government or industry wants access to private vehicle space, location trails, driving behavior, or operation-limiting systems, the public must receive clear opt-in terms, strong privacy rights, warrant protection, and a real choice. Hidden language is not consent.

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